The original task: Find accommodation near a particular postcode.
So I bring up Google Maps and bung it in. I have a scan around, and “Ooh look at the lovely countryside”.
“Hmmn. What a nice forest.”
Looks like someone’s carved themselves out a nice little hidey hole.
Probably some old hunting lodge or manor.
On closer inspection it looks a bit untidy to say the least.
What the heck is that big white fallout area?
And the square perimeter fence looks like they don’t want any visitors.
Maximum zoom.
What I thought was perhaps a private hunting lodge with landscaped gardens, or even a clay pigeon range, is beginning to look very fishy. And no, I don’t mean like a ‘private fishing lake’.
It’s on ‘Clogs Bank’, but Google doesn’t really turn much up for that, except that it’s so called because the Button Oak
wives could hear the clogs of their miner husband as they
returned from Kinlet pit, and they knew to put on the
potatoes!
I have a look around for Kinlet and “Button Bridge Lane’, but apart from the old disused mine “Kinlet Pit” there aren’t many leads. “Charcoal burners used to live in tent-like shelters called booths or boothen, while they were burning. This was the origin of the surname Booton and Button Oak and Button Bridge”
At least I’ve now found that I’m dealing with the Wyre Forest. I check out various forest visitor centres, but there seems to be no mention of manors, hunting lodges, etc.
There is another secluded estate in the forest, so I think that may give me a lead. I find a planning document.
It’s highlighted as a point of interest here (if you zoom in and turn on hybrid).
I find out it’s Coppice Gate Holiday Park but this doesn’t turn up too much apart from a nearby walk.
I decide to use the Coppice Gate Holiday Park postcode of “DY12 3DP” to have a look at the Ordnance Survey map.
I notice that the area of interest is labelled ‘Birchen Vallets’. Google turns up nothing particularly remarkable apart from some botanical field trips.
I have a go with Postensplain.
Pay dirt!
Have a look at the first link for the Harlequins orienteering group’s report on that neck of the woods.
Suffers from a huge out of bounds area in the middle – A W.W.II rocket testing station the inner sanctum if which is still in use. Most of the out of bounds is a safety buffer zone.
I just knew that place looked a bit odd. That white area is precisely the kind of scorched earth effect a horizontally tested rocket engine would produce.
Furthermore, the three paddocks or enclosures look as if they’ve been deliberately reserved for a long term test. Ideas anyone? Why would you mow most of the range apart from three sections? The middle one of which look’s newer (or most severely stunted).
Finally, it looks like there might be a missile silo towards the top, with a tarmac side entrance. Quite a lot of tarmac everywhere suggests quite a few vehicles running around – or a few with heavy loads (once taking earth away for disposal elsewhere…).
So, if I can find a nuclear missile launch facility completely by accident, presumably the Soviets found them decades ago through intent scrutiny. I suppose this is why there’s no point keeping satellite imagery secret, the only people who don’t know where the silos are, are the civilians – and at this rate we’re not going to be very far behind. Perhaps all the silos will be relocated underneath public swimming pools a la Thunderbirds?
No doubt there’s a website devoted to the weird and wonderful things you can find via Google Maps, but I’ll leave that to you to find.
I’m just surprised at how quickly one can go from “curious bit of forest” to “rocket testing station” simply by using Google.
It’s also surprising how much time one can waste being distracted by supposedly hidden facilities in the middle of forests when one simply wants to find a B&B.
Ok, couldn’t resist it.
Here’s some links to people who’ve been there, done that, written the book and published the website:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alan-turnbull/secret2.htm
www.secret-bases.co.uk
Comment #000137 at
2007-09-24 17:56
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Crosbie Fitch
I live about a 5 minute walk from this base in Button Oak. About once a week there are massive explosions that shake the house coming from the base. They only test rocket fuel there apparently?
Comment #000161 at
2008-03-07 13:50
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This is Roxel, rocket motor test facility. The fenceline is dotted with “Trespass is an offence under the official secrets act.”
If you hang around for a while, you can hear the rockets being fired on some days.
Comment #000434 at
2010-07-24 03:07
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Surgical
I heard somewhere that there is also a very large underground facility underneath the forest and signs of a possible entrance. I just wonder what goes on in there.I guess we will never know.
Comment #000489 at
2010-12-01 20:02
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secret
So, one day last week I wander into Beaver Creek Hats & Leathers at 36 East Broadway on the south side of Jackson Hole’s town square (WY 83001).
I see a couple of chairs, much like that in the following photo:
Upon one of those chairs is a white card upon which is written “In respect to the artist – NO PHOTOS”.
Now what gets me is how on earth this can be a matter of respect to the artist. Under what colour sky does the person live who believes that photography of an artist’s publicly exhibited work (and no doubt dissemination thereof) can show disrespect to the artist?
Respect would be taking photos, blogging about how great the artist’s work was, and introducing an ever larger audience to the the artist. This no doubt helps establish the artist as the recognised author of their unique style and creates considerable demand for their work by those who appreciate it.
I asked a sales assistant in the shop why the sign was there and he suggested it was to reduce the likelihood of the work being copied, i.e. to maintain the exclusivity of this form of furniture to the artists who made it.
Bit of a cleft stick there really eh? And a double edged sword to boot. Want to help potential buyers discover this unique work, but at the same time need to avoid tipping off the competition to preserve its uniqueness. If only the state could grant them a monopoly they’d not have to take such measures. But then how could any artist be so selfish as to demand that no other crafstman be permitted to reproduce their style of furniture? Is the world not big enough? Can their furniture really be so easily reproduced? Is competition intrinsically unfair? Is facilitation of competition via inevitably promotional photography disrespectful to the artist?
The thing is, if I had no respect for the artist or was in league with a competitor with no scruples about imitation I’d take a fricking photo anyway – sign or no sign. So all the ‘no photos’ sign ends up doing is irritating people otherwise respectful of the artist who’d love to take a snap to show a friend who they’d know would simply love such a great piece of furniture. More specifically in my case, it also irritates copyright abolitionists who happen to be passing through.
The sign actually shows disrespect to the public, and casts the artist or their agent in a very poor light of anal retentive churlishness.
The funny thing is the artist aka John Bickner, Jr. exhibits his artwork worldwide, so he evidently wants it to be seen, but perhaps he wants fine control over which galleries get to exhibit it, and who precisely gets to see it. Thus uncontrolled photography and photos spreading across the Internet dilute this control and must be prohibited. Doesn’t make sense to me. I have deep linked to the photo above (I dare not copy it, for that would be disrespectful – and probably illegal). We can republish images via deep-links, but we can’t copy the images – it’s insane. And madder still, you get anal retentiveness from Kodak who even take pains to detect and thwart deep-linking to three more examples of the chairs in question.
Considering the rights of the matter (and not the privileges), the shop operates as a public gallery with the right to refuse admission or to eject anyone who doesn’t adhere to their conditions (being regardless of race, etc.). Now this means that anything that is available to the senses of the public visitor is available to be recorded by that visitor (and subsequently performed or reproduced at their leisure, whether privately or publicly) – unless of course, the visitor contracted otherwise prior to entry (entry does not constitute agreement). A shop can eject a visitor for taking photos (if they require this constraint), but they cannot claim ownership of those photos, nor obtain their destruction, unless the visitor took photos of material that was not made available to them (they broke a seal on a book, say). So, I was within my rights to take photos of the chairs (until requested to leave the shop) and publish them on this blog. The only disrespect shown would be to the author of the request against photos. It would not have been shown to the artist of the chair – even if they were the same person. In turn, the request against photos on the pretext of it being disrespectful to the artist shows disrespect to myself as a potential customer or member of the artist’s audience.
If you exhibit to the public, please, respect the public and don’t try to pretend that their photography is disrespectful to the artist. If you want them to abstain from promoting you and your work in order to preserve a niche market then that’s up to you, but be honest about it, e.g. write instead “We do not wish to expand production and already have sufficient custom, so please refrain from taking photos of our chairs to show to your friends as this is liable to increase demand to such an extent that competition results and the uniqueness and value of our product is reduced”. It still doesn’t make much sense though.
I could have walked out of the shop with a good feeling about the chairs and a lot of respect for the artists who made them, but the sign’s disrespect for me queered that pitch considerably.